Dirk Was, For One Of The Few

You Can't Possibly Be A Scientist If You Mind People Thinking That You're A Fool.

I Find That Writing Is A Constant Battle With Exactly The Same Problems You've Always Had.

The Story Goes That I First Had The Idea For The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy While Lying Drunk In A Field In Innsbruck.

Earthmen Are Not Proud Of Their Ancestors And Never Invite Them Round To Dinner.

Life... Is Like A Grapefruit. Well, It's Sort Of Orangey-yellow And Dimpled On The Outside, Wet And Squidgy In The Middle. It's Got Pips Inside, Too. Oh, And Some People Have Half A One For Breakfast.