"what's So Unpleasant About Being Drunk?" "ask

Yes It Is,' Said The Professor. 'wait—' He Motioned To Richard, Who Was About To Go Out Again And Investigate— 'let It Be. It Won't Be Long.' Richard Stared In Disbelief. 'you Say There's A Horse In Your Bathroom, And All You Can Do Is Stand There Naming Beatles Songs?' The Professor Looked Blankly At Him.

Life! Don't Talk To Me About Life!

The Difference Between Us And A Computer Is That, The Computer Is Blindingly Stupid, But It Is Capable Of Being Stupid Many, Many Million Times A Second.

Alltami (n.) The Ancient Art Of Being Able To Balance The Hot And Cold Shower Taps.

If They Don’t Keep Exercising Their Lips, He Thought, Their Brains Start Working.