Destiny Is Not Necessarily What We Get

It Is The Law Of Life That If You Are Kind To Someone You Feel Happy. If You Arecruel You Are Unhappy. And If You Hurt Someone, You Will Be Hurt Back.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

When I'm Married I Want To Be Single, And When I'm Single I Want To Be Married.

I Am Reminded Of A Piece Of Advice My Father Gave Me Regarding Shoes. ...he Said It Is Better To Buy One Good Pair Of Shoes Than Four Cheap Ones. One Pair Made Of Fine Leather Could Outlast Four Inferior Pairs And, If Well-cared-for, Would Continue To Proclaim Your Good Judgment And Taste No Matter How Old They Become.

Everyone Wants To Be Cary Grant. Even I Want To Be Cary Grant. Let Me Expand A Bit. I Sense That You May Feel That I Am Free Of Problems. Let Me Assure You That I Have The Same Anxieties And Insecurities As Anyone In This Auditorium - Maybe More.