Despite Of All My Sunday Learnin', Toward

Willie Nelson's The One Who Told Me The Reason It Costs So Much To Get Divorced Is Because It's Worth It.

Sometimes If You Get 'em Too Drunk They Don't Pay No Attention To What You're Doin' Anyways, So You Might As Well Just Do Old Songs. But If You Get One That's Paying Attention, Sometimes We'll Do Some New Material.

I Haven't Had Any Problems With My Back Since I Got The Foot Surgery.

Back When The Country Was Strong, Back Before Elvis And Before The Vietnam War Came Along.

I Wish Coke Was Still Cola And A Joint Was A Bad Place To Be.