Dentists Tell You Not To Pick Your

The Secret Of Success Is To Be Like A Duck, Smooth And Unruffled On Top, But Paddling Furiously Underneath.

The Mother May Be Doing Ninety Percent Of The Disciplining, But The Father Still Must Have A Full-time Acceptance Of All The Children. He Never Must Say, "get These Kids Out Of Here; I'm Trying To Watch Tv." If He Ever Does Start Saying This, He Is Liable To See One Of His Kids On The Six O'clock News.

Gray Hair Is God's Graffiti.

It's More Blessed To Give Than To Receive - Especially Kittens.

Don't Talk Yourself Into Not Being You.