Your Parents Put A Curse On You

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All Men Should Freely Use Those Seven Words Which Have The Power To Make Any Marriage Run Smoothly: You Know Dear, You May Be Right

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I Am Proud To Be An American. Because An American Can Eat Anything On The Face Of This Earth As Long As He Has Two Pieces Of Bread.

My Eleven Year Old Daughter Mopes Around The House All Day Waiting For Her Breasts To Grow.