Your Parents Put A Curse On You

I'm Not Sure If My Parents Had Me Because They Loved Me, Or Because They Wanted Someone To Watch Their Other Children.

Fatherhood Is Helping Your Children Learn English As A Foreign Language.

Dentists Tell You Not To Pick Your Teeth With Any Sharp Metal Object. Then You Sit In Their Chair And The First Thing They Grab Is An Iron Hook.

Human Beings Are The Only Creatures On Earth That Allow Their Children To Come Back Home.

Brown Versus The Board Of Education Is No Longer The White Person's Problem.