Your Parents Put A Curse On You

Every Romance Does Not Lead To Sex.

If I Use The Word Romance, Whether It's My Wife Or Not, It Does Not Mean Sex. We Can Use The Word Sex When Sex Is There.

What Best Defines A Child Is The Total Inability To Receive Information From Anything Not Plugged In.

I Am Not Afraid Of Crashing, My Secret Is . . . Just Before We Hit The Ground, I Jump As High As I Can.

Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.