Defeat Is Not An Option. Period. The

The Run I Was On Made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, All Of Them Look Like Droopy-eyed Armless Children.

I Just Don't Want To Live Like I Used To. And At Some Point, I'm Going To Put A Gag Order On Myself In Terms Of Talking About The Past. I've Got To Slam The Door And Deal With The Present And The Future.

You Should Have Read The Directions Before You Showed Up To The Party.

What Is A Normal Childhood? We Weren't Rich, We Were Pretty Middle-class. My Dad Survived From Job To Job; With Him Taking Care Of So Many Relatives, He Couldn't Save Any Money.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen. It's Not Available. If You Try It Once, You Will Die. Your Face Will Melt Off And Your Children Will Weep Over Your Exploded Body.