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The Most Important Service Rendered By The Press And The Magazines Is That Of Educating People To Approach Printed Matter With Distrust.

If Life Must Not Be Taken Too Seriously, Then So Neither Must Death.

It Is A Wise Tune That Knows Its Own Father, And I Like My Music To Be The Legitimate Offspring Of Respectable Parents.

Nobody Shoots At Santa Claus.

Sensible People Get The Greater Part Of Their Own Dying Done During Their Own Lifetime