Death Is Only A Larger Kind Of

In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.

Theist And Atheist: The Fight Between Them Is As To Whether God Shall Be Called God Or Shall Have Some Other Name.

Life Is Like Playing A Violin Solo In Public And Learning The Instrument As One Goes On.

They Say The Test Of Literary Power Is Whether A Man Can Write An Inscription. I Say, "can He Name A Kitten?"

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.