Life Is The Art Of Drawing Sufficient

All Progress Is Based Upon A Universal Innate Desire On The Part Of Every Organism To Live Beyond Its Income.

The Three Most Important Things A Man Has Are, Briefly, His Private Parts, His Money, And His Religious Opinions.

Belief Like Any Other Moving Body Follows The Path Of Least Resistance.

The Ancient Mariner Would Not Have Taken So Well If It Had Been Called The Old Sailor.

Morality Is The Custom Of One's Country And The Current Feeling Of One's Peers.