Day, N. A Period Of Twenty-four Hours,

Insurance - An Ingenious Modern Game Of Chance In Which The Player Is Permitted To Enjoy The Comfortable Conviction That He Is Beating The Man Who Keeps The Table.

Ability Is Commonly Found To Consist Mainly In A High Degree Of Solemnity.

Carnivorous, Adj. Addicted To The Cruelty Of Devouring The Timorous Vegetarian, His Heirs And Assigns.

Incompatibility. In Matrimony A Similarity Of Tastes, Particularly The Taste For Domination.

Extinction, N. The Raw Material Out Of Which Theology Created The Future State.