Day, N. A Period Of Twenty-four Hours,

Antipathy, N. The Sentiment Inspired By One's Friend's Friend.

Pain, N. An Uncomfortable Frame Of Mind That May Have A Physical Basis In Something That Is Being Done To The Body, Or May Be Purely Mental, Caused By The Good Fortune Of Another.

To Apologize Is To Lay The Foundation For A Future Offense.

Price, N. Value, Plus A Reasonable Sum For The Wear And Tear Of Conscience In Demanding It.

Custard: A Detestable Substance Produced By A Malevolent Conspiracy Of The Hen, The Cow, And The Cook.