Nepotism, N. Appointing Your Grandmother To Office

Piracy, N. Commerce Without Its Folly-swaddles, Just As God Made It.

Architect. One Who Drafts A Plan Of Your House, And Plans A Draft Of Your Money.

Exile, N. One Who Serves His Country By Residing Abroad, Yet Is Not An Ambassador.

Radicalism, N. The Conservatism Of To-morrow Injected Into The Affairs Of To-day.

A Malefactor Who Atones For Making Your Writing Nonsense By Permitting The Compositor To Make It Unintelligible.