Absence Blots People Out. We Really Have

Erudition - Dust Shaken Out Of A Book Into An Empty Skull.

Compulsion, N. The Eloquence Of Power.

Diary, N. A Daily Record Of That Part Of One's Life, Which He Can Relate To Himself Without Blushing.

Hatred, N. A Sentiment Appropriate To The Occasion Of Another's Superiority.

There Are Two Instruments Worse Than A Clarinet - Two Clarinets.