Dad Kept Us Out Of School, But

There's A Lot Of Stuff I Want To Do, Just Things That I Want To Explore That Don't Involve Show Business. I'm Going To Become A Television Critic. Can You Imagine? But I Would Even Consider Becoming A Baseball Scout. Traveling Around The Heartland Looking For The Next World-beating Phenom.

I’m Not 'aw Shucks'. Because I'm Gnarly.

You Can't Not Be A Little Different From Others And Be Successful For Three Decades.

Sure, I Did A Lot Of Things In Excess. But If You Look At The Core, The Foundation Of What I Pursued, What Red-blooded Young American Male In My Position Wouldn't?

I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical Cord Was Like, Floppy Baby, The Whole Thing. Yeah, It Was Bad.