Cynical? Thats My Fascination. I Do Hateful

Our Only Competition In The Theater Is Boredom, Because If I'm Bored With A Play, If I'm Revolted By A Play On Stage, With The Broadway Prices, Especially Today, I'm Going To Walk Out And Not Come Back And Pay That Price Again.

An Idea Is A Greater Monument Than A Cathedral. And The Advance Of Man's Knowledge Is More Of A Miracle Than Any Sticks Turned To Snakes, Or The Parting Of Waters!

In No Instance Is There To Be A Musical Or Opera Of Inherit The Wind Because It Doesn't Sing. It's An Intellectual Play.

All Motion Is Relative. Maybe It's You Who've Moved Away By Standing Still.

Progress Has Never Been A Bargain. You Have To Pay For It. Sometimes I Think There's A Man Who Sits Behind A Counter And Says, "all Right, You Can Have A Telephone But You Lose Privacy And The Charm Of Distance. Madam, You May Vote But At A Price. You Lose The Right To Retreat Behind The Powder Puff Or Your Petticoat. Mister, You May Conquer The Air But The Birds Will Lose Their Wonder And The Clouds Will Smell Of Gasoline."