Wine, Madam, Is God's Next Best Gift

Man, N. An Animal So Lost In Rapturous Contemplation Of What He Thinks He Is As To Overlook What He Indubitably Ought To Be. His Chief Occupation Is Extermination Of Other Animals And His Own Species, Which, However, Multiplies With Such Insistent Rapidity As To Infest The Whole Habitable Earth And Canada.

Heaven Lies About Us In Our Infancy And The World Begins Lying About Us Pretty Soon Afterward.

All Are Lunatics, But He Who Can Analyze His Delusions Is Called A Philosopher.

The God Of The World's Leading Religion.

Mine, Adj. Belonging To Me If I Can Hold Or Seize It.