Brain: An Apparatus With Which We Think

Nepotism, N. Appointing Your Grandmother To Office For The Good Of The Party.

Backbite: To ''speak Of A Man As You Find Him'' When He Can't Find You.

Art, N. This Word Has No Definition.

Pitiful, Adj. The State Of An Enemy Or Opponent After An Imaginary Encounter With Oneself.

Mesmerism, N. Hypnotism Before It Wore Good Clothes, Kept A Carriage And Asked Incredulity To Dinner.