Brain: An Apparatus With Which We Think

Congress, N. A Body Of Men Who Meet To Repeal Laws.

Ability Is Commonly Found To Consist Mainly In A High Degree Of Solemnity.

Happiness: An Agreeable Sensation Arising From Contemplating The Misery Of Another.

Female, N. One Of The Opposing, Or Unfair, Sex.

Reveille, N. A Signal To Sleeping Soldiers To Dream Of Battlefields No More, But Get Up And Have Their Blue Noses Counted.