Courage Is Being Afraid But Going On

It's The American Way: If You Don't Vote, You Don't Get To Whine.

I'm Proud To Say I've Never Been Anybody's Lapdog.

When The Going Gets Weird, Anchormen Punt.

Performing Doesn't Turn Me On. It's An Egomaniac Business, Filled With Prima Donnas - Including This One.

[my Job Is] A Very High Trapeze Act, Frequently With No Net.