I Was Really Lucky To Work At

College Is Like A Woman: You Work So Hard To Get In, And Nine Months Later You Wish You'd Never Come. We Used To Say If A Frog Had Side Pockets, He'd Carry A Handgun.

Don't Taunt The Alligator Until After You've Crossed The Creek.

Ratings Don't Last. Good Journalism Does.

A College Degree Is The Key To Realizing The American Dream, Well Worth The Financial Sacrifice Because It Is Supposed To Open The Door To A World Of Opportunity.

I've Never Believed In Measuring One's Worth By The Size Of His Or Her Bank Account. I Prefer To Look At Distance Traveled.