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Always Marry A Woman From Texas. No Matter How Tough Things Get, She's Seen Tougher.

College Is Like A Woman: You Work So Hard To Get In, And Nine Months Later You Wish You'd Never Come. We Used To Say If A Frog Had Side Pockets, He'd Carry A Handgun.

Americans Will Put Up With Anything Provided It Doesn't Block Traffic.

In Dealing With The Press, Do Yourself A Favor, Stick With One Of Three Responses: (a) I Know And I Can Tell You; (b) I Know And I Can't Tell You; (c) I Don't Know.

I Had Just Turned 10-years-old When The Japanese Attacked Pearl Harbor And Plunged America Into World War Ii.