Costumes And Scenery Alone Will Not Attract

My Little Dog, He Did Not Get Ill. It Is So Funny That People Get Ill On A Boat And Dogs Do Not.

It Is Quite Lovely Being Single, And I Much Prefer It.

If I Get Married, I Think I'd Pick Out A Newspaperman Rather Than A Millionaire. A Newspaperman Is A Regular Fellow.

I Wish To Please The People, But I Want To Make Them Cry, Perhaps. There, I Have Said It.

Most Women Are Indulgent Of Themselves. This Is A Mistake. It Should Be Only The Reward Of Old Age.