Cooking Is One Failure After Another, And

I Always Give My Bird A Generous Butter Massage Before I Put It In The Oven. Why? Because I Think The Chicken Likes It -- And, More Important, I Like To Give It.

Eating Is The Secret To Good Cooking.

Once You Have Mastered A Technique, You Barely Have To Look At A Recipe Again

I Admired The English Immensely For All That They Had Endured, And They Were Certainly Honorable, And Stopped Their Cars For Pedestrians, And Called You “sir” And “madam,” And So On. But After A Week There, I Began To Feel Wild. It Was Those Ruddy English Faces, So Held In By Duty, The Sense Of “what Is Done” And “what Is Not Done,” And Always Swigging Tea And Chirping, That Made Me Want To Scream Like A Hyena

I Hate Organized Religion. I Think You Have To Love Thy Neighbor As Thyself. I Think You Have To Pick Your Own God And Be True To Him. I Always Say 'him' Rather Than 'her.' Maybe It's Because Of My Generation, But I Don't Like The Idea Of A Female God. I See God As A Benevolent Male.