Contentment Is The Only Real Wealth.

The Savants Will Write Excellent Volumes. There Will Be Laureates. But Wars Will Continue Just The Same Until The Forces Of The Circumstances Render Them Impossible.

I Intend To Leave After My Death A Large Fund For The Promotion Of The Peace Idea, But I Am Skeptical As To Its Results.

Worry Is The Stomach's Worst Poison.

Alfred Nobel - Pitiable Half-creature, Should Have Been Stifled By Humane Doctor When He Made His Entry Yelling Into Life. Greatest Merits: Keeps His Nails Clean And Is Never A Burden To Anyone. Greatest Fault: Lacks Family, Cheerful Spirits, And Strong Stomach. Greatest And Only Petition: Not To Be Buried Alive. Greatest Sin: Does Not Worship Mammon. Important Events In His Life: None.

It Is Not Sufficient To Be Worthy Of Respect In Order To Be Respected.