Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

I Liked Myself Better When I Wasnt Me.

I Always Had A Weak Chin Because We Couldn't Afford To Correct My Bite, Which Could Have Been Corrected With Braces. So The Chin Was Always Weak. And I Always Was - Kind Of Hated My Profile. And I Thought Wouldn't It Be Nice Someday To Feel The Rain On Your Chin Without Having To Look Up.

I Have Always Grown From My Problems And Challenges, From The Things That Don't Work Out, That's When I've Really Learned.

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.

No One Ever Said Life Was Fair. Just Eventful.