Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

I Was Once Asked To Do My Tarzan Yell At Bergdorf Goodman, And A Guard Burst In With A Gun! Now I Only Do It Under Controlled Circumstances.

My Grandmother And I Saw An Average Of Eight Movies A Week, Double Features, Second Run.

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

I Think We're Here For Each Other.

It's Also Selfish Because It Makes You Feel Good When You Help Others. I've Been Helped By Acts Of Kindness From Strangers. That's Why We're Here, After All, To Help Others.