Comedy Tends To Come Out Of Things

If You Ask Where A Relationship Is Going Too Often The Question Has A Habit Of Turning Into Where The Relationship Went. Unfortunately, However, God Has Given Women An Inbuilt Irresistible Urge To Insist On Knowing Where Their Relationships Are Going, And To Force Their Partners To Discuss The Matter At Length Whenever They Are Late For Something.

Exes Should Never, Never Go Out With Or Marry Other People But Should Remain Celibate To The End Of Their Days In Order To Provide You With A Mental Fallback Position.

I Got Into My Usual Obsessive Writing Frenzy, Using All The Material I'd Worked On For So Long And Crafting It Into A Little Novel [bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries].

Of Course The Chronology Of The Books Is A Bit Back- To - Front, And Books Usually Come Out Before Movies. But Happily, These [bridget Jones's] Are Fictional Comedy Diaries - Not A History Of The Battle Of Waterloo.

When Someone Leaves You, Apart From Missing Them, Apart From The Fact That The Whole Little World You've Created Together Collapses, And That Everything You See Or Do Reminds You Of Them, The Worst Is The Thought That They Tried You Out And, In The End, The Whole Sum Of Parts Adds Up To You Got Stamped Reject By The One You Love. How Can You Not Be Left With The Personal Confidence Of A Passed Over British Rail Sandwich?