My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

What A Childhood I Had. Once On My Birthday My Ol' Man Gave Me A Bat. The First Day I Played With It, It Flew Away.