Comedy Is A Very, Very, Very Stringent

If You Want A Midget To Look Like A Baby, Don’t Put A Cigar In His Mouth.

Anyone Can Negatively Criticize - It Is The Cheapest Of All Comment Because It Requires Not A Modicum Of The Effort That Suggestion Requires.

Jackie Gleason Said That Comedy Is The Most Exacting Form Of Dramatic Art, Because It Has An Instant Critic: Laughter.

There Is Absolutely No Inevitability As Long As There Is The Willingness To Think.

If You Make A Fool Of Yourself In Front Of A Cat, He Will Sneer At You, If You Are Sober; He Will Leave The Room If You Are Drunk. If You Make A Fool Of Yourself In Front A Dog, He Will Make A Fool Of Himself, Too.