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Humiliation And Indifference, These Are Conditions Every One Of Us Finds Unbearable — This Is Why The Coyote When Falling Is More Concerned With The Audience’s Opinion Of Him Than He Is With The Inevitable Result Of Too Much Gravity.

The Only Time A Wife Listens To Her Husband Is When He’s Asleep.

If You Start With Character, You Probably Will End Up With Good Drawings.

The Weatherman Is Not Only Blamed For His Failure To Foretell, He Is Blamed For The Weather Itself.

When A Young Artist Asked Me For Advice On Drawing The Human Foot, I Told Him, ‘the First Thing You Must Learn Is How To Take Your Shoe Off, And Then How To Take Your Sock Off, Then Prop Your Leg Up Carefully On Your Other Knee, Take A Piece Of Paper, And Draw Your Foot.’