The Government Doesn't Want You To Use

My Movies Are Okay, But They're Not My Specials.

Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.

I Try To Stay With It And I Try To Stay In Contact With Comedians And Just Keep Comedians In My Life 'cause Comedians Are Their Own Species. If You Get Away From Them, Especially As A Comedian, I Think It's Dangerous.

Only A Woman Can Make You Feel Wrong For Doing Something Right.

I See Guys Who Can't Make 10 Percent Of What I Make, And Yet They Have Four Bentleys, Three Houses, And Four Bodyguards.