Comedians Are Really Writers Who Don't Have

If You Can Get A Laugh Out Of A Name, You're Ahead Of The Game.

I Write Books That Way - I Put A First Line Down And Say, "where Does This Go?"

The Absolute Truth Is The Thing That Makes People Laugh.

My Father Was A Watchmaker And An Inventor. I Saw Him Working In The House Every Day. The Work Ethic, I Got From Him. He Worked Hard And He Never Complained About It.

Id Like To Acknowledge Three People Who Early On Knew Mel Brooks Was One Of The Funniest People In The World: Sid Caesar, Me, And Mel Brooks.