Come September, Children Return To School, Grownups

My Guess [is] . . . That The Great Majority Of Americans Are Saying They Favor Gun Control When They Really Mean Gun Banishment. . . . I Think The Country Has Long Been Ready To Restrict The Use Of Guns, Except For Hunting Rifles And Shotguns, And Now I Think We're Prepared To Get Rid Of The Damned Things Entirely - The Handguns, The Semis And The Automatics.

The Trick In Foraging For A Tooth Lost In Coffee Grounds Is Not To Be Misled By The Clumps. The Only Way To Be Sure Is To Rub Each Clump Between Your Thumb And Index Finger, Which Makes A Mess Of Your Hands.

The Problem With Death Is Absence

Slum Kids Die Slowly, Their Lives Eroded At So Languid A Pace That Even They Would Have Trouble Tracing The Disintegration. To The Children Of War Death Explodes Like A Car Bomb.

Whatever You Think Matters - Doesn't. Follow This Rule, And You Will Add Decades To Your Life.