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This Car Is More Fun Than The Entire French Air Force Crashing Into A Firework Factory.

Column Writing Is Like Gas - It Fills The Available Space.

The Fact Is That Britain Is The Most Warlike Nation On Earth. In The History Of Armed Combat, We Are The Only Democracy To Have Declared War On Another Democracy - England Versus Finland In The Second World War, In Case You're Interested - And We're Always At The Front Of The Queue When Johnny Foreigner Gets A Bit Uppity. Who Stood Up To The Kaiser? Who Stood Up To Adolf? And Let's Not Forget The Argies. What Other Country Would Have Sent Its Fleet Halfway Round The World And Lost 250 Men To Protect A Flock Of Sheep And Some Oil That Might Or Might Not Be There? We're Still At It.

Speed Focuses The Mind. It Cuts Through The Fog Of Drab Everyday Living And Keeps Us On Our Toes. Speed Works. Speed Saves Lives. Speed Is Good. And We Should Have More Of It, Not Less.

I'd Just Find A Story In Canada And Come And Do It. Combine Harvester Banger - Actually I've Done That: Banger Racing Up In Red Deer [in Alberta, For His 1998 Doc Series Extreme Machines].