Column Writing Is Like Gas - It

If You're Thinking Of Coming To America, This Is What It's Like: You've Got Your Comfort Inn, You've Got Your Best Western, And You've Got Your Red Lobster Where You Eat. Everybody's Very Fat, Everybody's Very Stupid And Everybody's Very Rude - It's Not A Holiday Programme, It's The Truth.

Nothing Can Prepare You For The Yawning Chasm Of Time That Passes In Canada Before The Healthcare System Actually Does Any Healthcare.

Column Writing Is Like Gas - It Fills The Available Space.

The Americans Lecture The World On Democracy And Then Won’t Let Me Turn The Traction Control Off!

I'm Sorry, But Having An Aston Martin Db9 On The Drive And Not Driving It Is A Bit Like Having Keira Knightley In Your Bed And Sleeping On The Couch.