I Think Cats Would Have An Even

'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad' Spelled Backwards.

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.

If Only Loud People Were Even Half As Interesting As They Think They Are.

Usually, I Walk Around And Think About Things. When I Come Across A Thought That Makes Me Laugh, I Write It Down.