Cleanse My Heart... Give Me The Ability

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.