Cleanse My Heart... Give Me The Ability

Policemen, Like Red Squirrels, Must Be Protected.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.

Every Luxury Was Lavished On You - Atheism, Breastfeeding, Circumcision.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.