Cleanse My Heart... Give Me The Ability

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

The Humble And Meek Are Thirsting For Lood

On Our Way Home We Were Waiting For The Bus When A Very Fat, Pompous-looking Woman Reeled Out Of A Pub Shouting, "melancholia? Ad Nauseam."

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.