Christmas Isn't A Season. It's A Feeling.

Take Texas The Way Texas Takes Bourbon. Straight. It Goes Down Easier.

Opinion! If Every One Had So Little Tact As To Give Their True Opinion When It Was Asked This Would Be A Miserable World.

It's Terrible To Realize That You Don't Learn How To Live Until You're Ready To Die; And, Then It's Too Late.

I Never Would Just Open A Door And Walk Through, I Had To Bust It Down For The Hell Of It. I Just Naturally Liked Doing Things The Hard Way.

I Never Go To Weddings. Waste Of Time. Person Can Get Married A Dozen Times. Lots Of Folks Do. Family Like Ours, Know Everybody In The State Of Texas And Around Outside, Why, You Could Spend Your Life Going To Weddings. But A Funeral, That's Different. You Only Die Once.