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Don Ho Can Sign Autographs 3.4 Times Faster Than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

I, Myself, Have Killed Six People. All Random, All Undetected, No Way To Trace Them To Me. And, Let Me Tell You, There's Nothin' Like It. It's A Great Feeling. Yeah, I Know, You're Thinking. 'aw, He's A Comedian. He's Just Sayin' That Stuff.' Good. That's Exactly What I Want You To Think.

In The Navy, There Is No Wrong Hole. In The Marines, There Is Always A Hole.

Nothing Rectifies Out-of-control Market Failures Like A Healthy Dose Of Government Intervention And Mountains Of Bureaucracy.

At Best, God Can Be Viewed As Nothing More Than An Uncaring Incompetent Father-figure