Don Ho Can Sign Autographs 3.4 Times

I Was A Loner As A Child. I Had An Imaginary Friend - I Didn't Bother With Him.

Laugh Often, Long And Loud. Laugh Until You Gasp For Breath.

Always Do Whatever's Next.

So, Have A Little Fun. Soon Enough You'll Be Dead And Burning In Hell With The Rest Of Your Family.

Ah, To Be A Bird. To Fly The Skies, Sing My Song, And Best Of All Occasionally Peck Someone's Eyes Out.