Don Ho Can Sign Autographs 3.4 Times

Marry An Orphan: You'll Never Have To Spend Boring Holidays With The In-laws.

As Powerful As Anyone May Claim God To Be, Somehow He Always Needs Money.

I Don't Believe There's Any Problem In This Country, No Matter How Tough It Is, That Americans, When They Roll Up Their Sleeves, Can't Completely Ignore.

If Someone Loves You And They Leave And Don't Come Back, It Was Never Meant To Be. If Someone Loves You And They Leave And Come Back, Set Them On Fire.

The More Syllables A Euphemism Has, The Further Divorced From Reality It Is.