Don Ho Can Sign Autographs 3.4 Times

I Like My Jokes To Be Built On A Foundation Of Ideas, Or At Least Smart Observations.

Language Is The Most Elementary Aspect To Our Humanness, Probably. In Addition To That, It's The Embodiment, It's The Apotheosis Of The Human Experience, It's The Way We Summarize Ourselves.

If You You Think There Is A Solution, You're Part Of The Problem.

I Never Joined The Boy Scouts. I Don't Trust Any Organization That Has A Handbook.

Baseball Is A Nineteenth-century Pastoral Game. Football Is A Twentieth-century Technological Struggle.