In The Navy, There Is No Wrong

The Radio Ad "hi, I'm Jeff Healey From The Jeff Healey Band. Don't Drink And Drive. I Don't". Well, I Hope You Don't Drive Sober Either Mr. Healey. You're Blind For God's Sake!

May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House.

We Kind Of Shape Our Truths As We Speak Them. We Fashion Things To Suit The Occasion Or The Person Or Our Own Needs In The Moment.

If It Requires A Uniform, It's A Worthless Endeavor.

The Main Reason Women Are Crazy, Is That Men Are Stupid.