Child Molesters Must All Think They've Got

God, That Anthony Jeselnik Show Sounds Really Funny.

Todd Glass Has Amazing Energy On Stage. Dave Attell Is One Of My Favorites Because He's A One Liner Comic Who Is Always Incredibly In The Moment With The Audience. As For Newer People, I Think Adrienne Iapalucci Writes Some Great, Dark Jokes And Sean Patton Has A Hilarious Voice On Stage.

I Don't Want To Wake Up With Cops Surrounding My Bed Tonight.

I Don't Think Metallica Sits Around All Day Wondering Why Country Music Fans Don't Embrace Them.

I’m Not A Religious Person; I Would Call Myself An Atheist. I Don’t Have A Good Story Behind It, I’m Just Reasonable.