Chicks Named Tammy Have A Greater Chance

I Get Depressed At Airports.

In My Early 20s I Was So Miserable Doing Construction, I Wanted Something That Paid Money. I Liked Nice Stuff. I Liked Cars And Architecture, And Things That Cost Money. I Wanted To Not Swing A Hammer, And Make Money… And Not Do Stuff That Was Dirty. I Attempted To Get Into Comedy. I Started To Do Stand-up, But I Wasn’t Very Good At It.

I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.

If Joy Behar Or Sherri Shepherd Was A Dude, They'd Be Off Tv. They're Not Funny Enough For Dudes. What If Roseanne Barr Was A Dude? Think We'd Know Who She Was?

If You're A Guy, You Have Absolutely No Idea What's Going On At Any Time In The Relationship, Ever. Here's What You Know: You Know When You're Getting Laid, And You Know When It's All Over. Those Are The Only Two Things You're Aware Of.