When I Am King, I Will Revise

If You Are Tuning In Just For The Show, You're Going To Be Sorely Disappointed.

This Is Why The Terrorists Hate Us. And It's Not The Glitter And It's Not The Pomp And Circumstance. We've Got Black And White, We've Got Hispanic And Asian, We Got Gay, Straight, And Guttenberg, All Working Together For One Common Goal: To Get The Mirror Ball. And The Mirror Ball Doesn't Care What Color You Are, And It Doesn't Care How Rich Your Parents Are, And It Doesn't Care What God You Pray To. It's An Even Wooden Floor, And May The Best Man Or Woman Win. And I Say God Bless Dancing With The Stars, And God Bless The Usa.

If You've Driven Over To The Gay Section Of Los Angeles, It's Like A Golf Course... Real Estate Values Go 'boom!'

What We Used To Settle With Common Sense Or A Fist, We Settle With Hand Sanitizer And Lawyers.

I Think If You Create Something And You Get An Audience For It, Then The Monetization Part Is Really Secondary.