'chef' Doesn't Mean That You're The Best

I Can't Deliver Lines, But I Can Talk About Food All Night Long.

You Have To Know The Classics If You Want To Cook Modern Food.

We're Adults. We're The Ones Who Should Teach The Kids What's Good To Eat. I Don't Think The Government Should Ever Regulate What We Eat At Home, But We're Feeding Them In School With Tax Dollars. Quite Frankly, If My Tax Dollars Are Being Spent To Feed Kids, I'd Rather Feed Them Better Food.

Mushrooms Can Be Very Fancy. It's The Closest You Can Get To Eating Dirt.

I Know How To Make Sausage, And Now That I've Seen How Laws Are Made, I'll Stick With Sausage.