'chef' Doesn't Mean That You're The Best

In New York, I'll Walk Down The Street And Someone Will Say, 'nice Show,' And That's It. If I'm At A Food Festival, It's Open Season.

Men With Shaved Heads Are Always Better. Just Ask My Wife.

With Conglomerates Selling Companies To Liquidators, Who Close Down Plants And Move To Non-union Areas, It's About Time Progressive Union Leaders Step In To Stop Such Job-losing Tactics... Esop Should Become A Part Of Future Bargaining Packages!

We're Adults. We're The Ones Who Should Teach The Kids What's Good To Eat. I Don't Think The Government Should Ever Regulate What We Eat At Home, But We're Feeding Them In School With Tax Dollars. Quite Frankly, If My Tax Dollars Are Being Spent To Feed Kids, I'd Rather Feed Them Better Food.

I Hate Okra And Grated Mountain Yam For The Same Reason. They're Both Slimy.