When I Am At Rodeo I Find

I Don't Know If I'll Ever Be A Master At Anything, But I Think That's A Mistake For Me Personally. I Don't Know How Much It's About The Journey, But It's More About The Process.

If I Ever Saw An Amputee Getting Hanged, I'd Probably Just Start Calling Out Letters.

I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is Born, That's Just Like Bringing More Cake Into The World.

A Wednesday With No Rain Is A Dry Hump Day.

The Chances Of Someone Who Looks Like Jesus Having Pot Raises Steadily, To A Point. If The Guy Is On A Cross You May Have The Wrong Guy.