When I Am At Rodeo I Find

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Making A Connection With A Stranger, But Then It Turns Out I'm Not. Like, I Was In A Mall, And I Saw This Lady Hitting Her Kid. So I Went Up To Her, And I Was Like, "yeah, Get Him!" She Got All Mad At Me. I Was Like, "i'm On Your Side Here."

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either

99.99% Of All Castles In America Are Located In Fish Tanks.

Earrings Are The Same As Sneezes: Two Is Okay, But Ten In A Row Is Annoying. If You Have Two Then, God Bless You.

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.