A Life Without Tragedy Would Not Be

I'm A Fastidious Sort Of Fellow, Fond Of Watermelon And Buckbrush Nuts.

A Journey Into The Wilderness Is The Freest, Cheapest, Most Nonprivileged Of Pleasures. Anyone With Two Legs And The Price Of A Pair Of Army Surplus Combat Boots May Enter.

How To Overthrow The System: Brew Your Own Beer; Kick In Your Tee Vee; Kill Your Own Beef; Build Your Own Cabin And Piss Off The Front Porch Whenever You Bloody Well Feel Like It.

My Computer Tells Me That In Twenty-five Years There Will Be No More Computers.

A Patriot Must Always Be Ready To Defend His Country Against His Government.