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...it Seemed Appropriate That I Should Develop Some Kind Of Illness. This Is A Good Idea When You Are At A Loose End Because Everything, Up To And Including Herpes, Is Better Than Being Bored.

I Don't Understand Bus Lanes. Why Do Poor People Have To Get To Places Quicker Than I Do?

I'm Having A Nice Cold Pint And Waiting For This To Blow Over.

It Was As Relaxing As Being Tickled.

Usually, A Range Rover Would Be Beaten Away From The Lights By A Diesel Powered Wheelbarrow.