Chained In A Cell, Got My Own

They Say That Golf Isn't A Contact Sport. Not The Way That We Play It

If I Spray It On The Seat, Lady Gonna Tie A Big Knot In The Meat.

She Gets A Hundred For Her Body And A Nickel For Her Soul.

Throughout My Life, There Are Four People I've Met Who Were Truly Original People. The Other Three Were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison And Pablo Picasso.

Satan Sent Her From The Bowels Of Hell, I Should Have Recognized Old Jezebel.