Chained In A Cell, Got My Own

If You Blink Your Eyes Or Go Get A Coke, You've Missed 10 Things.

No More Mr. Nice Guy.

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.

Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.

Nobody And Nothing Beats The Simpsons. Even After All This Time, It's Still The Best Satire Since Monty Python.