Cats Invented Self-esteem.

If God Had Meant Us To Walk Around Naked, He Would Never Have Invented The Wicker Chair.

When You're Lecturing Teenagers And They Begin To Hum And Leave The Room, You Can Sense There Is Hostility.

There Would Have Been More 'i Love You's' And More, 'i'm Sorry's'.

I Firmly Believe Kids Don't Want Your Understanding. They Want Your Trust, Your Compassion, Your Blinding Love And Your Car Keys, But You Try To Understand Them And You're In Big Trouble.

For Years, My Husband And I Have Advocated Separate Vacations. But The Kids Keep Finding Us.