Cats Invented Self-esteem.

One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.

People Usually Survive Their Illnesses, But The Paper Work Eventually Does Them In. Filing A Claim For Insurance Is Terminal.

... It's Simply Wrong To Always Order [kids] To Stop That Fighting. There Are Times When One Child Is Simply Defending His Rights And Damned Well Should Be Fighting.

Before You Try To Keep Up With The Joneses, Be Sure They're Not Trying To Keep Up With You.

When You're Lecturing Teenagers And They Begin To Hum And Leave The Room, You Can Sense There Is Hostility.