Cats Aren't Really Friendly, They're Just Cozying

How Many People Want To Read About Three Disreputable Pigs And A Dopey Wolf With A Disposition Towards House Demolition?

Pretend To Be Mad And Talk A Lot. Then — And This Is The Important Bit — Do Nothing At All Until You Absolutely Have To And Then Make Sure Everyone Dies.

Cats Aren't Really Friendly, They're Just Cozying Up To The Dominant Life-form As A Hedge Against Extinction.

Literature Is Claimed To Be A Mirror Of The World,” I Said, “but The Outlanders Are Fooling Themselves. The Bookworld Is As Orderly As People In The Realworld *hope* Their Own World To Be—it Isn’t A Mirror, It’s An Aspiration.

Ill-fitting Grammar Are Like Ill-fitting Shoes. You Can Get Used To It For A Bit, But Then One Day Your Toes Fall Off And You Can't Walk To The Bathroom.