If The Real World Were A Book,

Love Is A Wonderful Thing, My Dear, But It Leaves You Wide Open For Blackmail.

Death And The End Of One's Life Are Two Very Different Things Indeed.

Reality Tv Was To Me The Worst Form Of Entertainment--the Modern Equivalent Of Paying Sixpence To Watch Lunatics Howling At The Wall Down At The Local Madhouse.

To Each Our Own Hamlet.

Cats Aren't Really Friendly, They're Just Cozying Up To The Dominant Life-form As A Hedge Against Extinction.