If The Real World Were A Book,

I Have The Death Sentence In Seven Genres.

The Universe Always Moves From An Ordered State To A Disordered One; That A Glass May Fall To The Ground And Shatter Yet You Never See A Broken Glass Reassemble Itself And Then Jump Back On The Table.

I Still Feel Threatened By Academics, But My Books Have A Lot Of Academic In-jokes And Everybody Assumes I Went To University And Studied English.

The Kingdom Of Hereford Was Unique In The Ununited Kingdoms For Having Driving Tests Based On Maturity, Not Age, Much To The Chagrin Of A Lot Of Males, Some Of Whom Were Still Failing To Make The Grade At Thirty-two.

This Is Our Siblings Of More Famous Bookworld Personalities Self-help Group Expalined Loser (gatsby). That's Sharon Eyre, The Younger And Wholly Disreputable Sister Of Jane; Roger Yossarian, The Draft Dodger And Coward; Rupert Bond, Still A Virgin And Can't Keep A Secret; Tracy Capulet, Who Has Slept Her Way Round Verona Twice; And Nancy Potter, Who Is A Muggle.