If The Real World Were A Book,

If You Expect Me To Believe That A Lawyer Wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I Must Be Dafter Than I Look.

How Fishy On The Fishiness Scale? Ten Is A Stickleback And One Is A Whale Shark." "a Whale Isn't A Fish, Thursday." "a Whale Shark Is--sort Of." "all Right, It's As Fishy As A Crayfish." "a Crayfish Isn't A Fish." "a Starfish, Then." "still Not A Fish." "this Is A Very Odd Conversation, Thursday.

I Didn't Set Out To Discover A Truth. I Was Actually Sent To The Outer Fringes To Conduct A Chair Census And Learn Some Humility. But The Truth Inevitably Found Me, As Important Truths Often Do, Like A Lost Thought In Need Of A Mind.

...being Written By Someone Who Might Not Quite Understand The Subconscious Nuance Of The Character Leaves Us In Varying Degrees Of Flatness.

Don't Let Anyone Tell You The Future Is Already Written. The Best Any Prophet Can Do Is To Give You The Most Likely Version Of Future Events. It Is Up To Us To Accept The Future For What It Is, Or Change It. It Is Easy To Go With The Flow; It Takes A Person Of Singular Courage To Go Against It.