Catholic, Which I Was Until I Reached

When It Comes To God's Existence, I'm Not An Atheist And I'm Not Agnostic. I'm An Acrostic. The Whole Thing Puzzles Me.

I Was A Hip Kid. When I Saw Bambi It Was The Midnight Show.

And Now Gay People Want To Get Married... Haven't They Suffered Enough?

My Tombstone? I'm Thinking Something Along The Lines Of, 'geez, He Was Just Here A Minute Ago.'

If A Man Smiles All The Time, He’s Probably Selling Something That Doesn’t Work.