I Don't Own A Camera, So I

Israeli Murderers Are Called "commandos," Arab Commandos Are Called "terrorists."

If All The World Is A Stage, Where Is The Audience Sitting?

So About 80 Years After The Constitution Is Ratified, The Slaves Are Freed. Not So You'd Really Notice It Of Course; Just Kinda On Paper. And That Of Course Was At The End Of The Civil War. Now There Is Another Phrase I Dearly Love. That Is A True Oxymoron If I've Ever Heard One: "civil War." Do You Think Anybody In This Country Could Ever Really Have A Civil War? "say, Pardon Me?" (shoots Gun) "i'm Awfully Sorry. Awfully Sorry."

Does Killing Time Damage Eternity?

By Elimination, Dishonesty Is The Second-best Policy.