Cars Would Be Safer On Rails!

Commies Love Concrete.

Never Do Anything To A Clitoris With Your Teeth That You Wouldn't Do To An Expensive Waterproof Wristwatch.

Industrialization Came To England But Has Since Left.

Never Strike Anyone So Old, Small Or Weak That Verbal Abuse Would Have Sufficed.

Whatever The Occasion, Do Not Neglect Alcohol. No Other Refreshment Will Do. Yes, Alcohol Kills Brain Cells, But It's Very Selective. It Only Kills The Brain Cells That Contain Good Sense, Shame, Embarrassment, And Restraint.